What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

How do you relax?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How does one succeed in life?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

Dr No

The people who are 'allergic' to humans - BBC

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What do most wives fantasize about?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are Korean female leads so angry all the time?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

If the Red Pill is supposed to be so bad, why are so many young men buying into it? What about Red Pill makes it appealing to them?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Why do women stubbornly refuse to let men lead, even though they are attracted to the man, and the man both loves and desires them? Why do they get angry and blame the man when he gets fed up and walks away, when it's entirely their own fault?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.